...for wanting my blood last night.

^{Back off. I know Kung Fu...}

...for not realizing I have his blood already.

_{Hey, YOU stole my bones...}

...for thinking I stole his bones.

^{You stole Azraellods didn't you?}

...for setting off the fire alarm AGAIN!

...for making despicable accusations!

_{Uhhh...no? I mean, NO! I would never do such a thing. It was...Chinchy! Yeah, Chinchy. <_<}

...for being a Clutch loving ninja.

^{How did you find out? Empireth told you? Oh, he did, didn't he? I'ma kill that fool.}

...for not loving Clutch.

_heathen

...for assuming I don't love Clutch.

^{I may do. Just need the money to buy one album.}

...for only buying ONE album. You must collect them ALL!

_{I suggest starting with their self titled one and progressing from there. It's fun to listen to them evolve. But I must drive home now. I'll be back in about an hour.}

...for not making sacrifices for Clutch.
...for treating Clutch albums like Pokemon.

^{@Sas: Just go without food for a week. That should get you enough money.}

...for making me starve.

^{Saw two albums today, but couldn't afford them. Bought Borderlands 30 minutes earlier.}

...for buying Borderlands.

^{Aw, you lucky bastard!}

...for calling me a bastard.

^{I haven't actually played it yet, seeing as I got in too late and like watching TV on a Tuesday, mainly CSI: Miami and whatever is on the channel known as Dave.}

...for not playing Borderlands right this very instant!

^{I am so disappoint. ಠ_ಠ}

...for being disappointed in your son.

^{Yeh, I brought that back up. Anyway, I'm saving it for tomorrow so I can play it for a long time without interruption.}

...for watching CSI: Miami

^{Seriously, of all of them, you pick that one? You despicable creature loveable little man...}

...for calling me despicable.

^{I watch them all...and I liked Twilight. What's that sound? Oh, it's the respect of everybody on The Escapist crashing through the floor.}

...for causing the most disappoint ever.

ಠ_ಠ

...for once again, being disappointed.

^{Over what most. Twilight or the CSI thing?}

...for wanting to kill me

^{Well, it's not that bad... The others are alright, and I watch Miami only because it tends to be on when I'm done my work (but not anymore now that I have this place). But... Twilight? I suppose I hate it so much mainly because of the fangirlism and the controversialness of it ("it's so well-written!" "Are you blind?" "No, I'm serious! *catfight*) The movie was really cheesy and what goes on in society because of Twilight makes me facepalm, so I've never bothered to read the book.}

...for knowing I want to kill him.

^{I went into Twilight blind. Never read the book or anything about it and enjoyed it for what is was. A good movie. The writing is a bit 'huh...' but I found it a good movie. I must be the only person here who actually liked Twilight.}

...for wanting to kill me, but not explaining why in further detail.

^{Here being the Escapist? Then, yes. You are. (Probably.)}

...for not scrolling up to post 4344 to 4346 to find out why.

^{Yep. It's fun to be an outcast!}

...for not having a better reason to kill me than that!

^{...Way to mention outcast on a site full of nerds...}

...for thinking this is a site full of nerds.

^{I haven't seen on...oh.}

...for having a facepalm moment.

...for being a facepalm moment.

...for not thinking of things.

...for not thinking i'm thinking about thinking things.

...for not thinking that we would be thinking about him thinking about us thinking about him thinking things.

...for causing my mind to explode in super gory slo-mo.

...for not capturing this mind explosion (done in super gory slow-mo!) on camera.

^{For shame. I wanted to see that.}

...for not taping his headasplode for us to watch on Youtube^tm

...for being a brain hijacker.

...for fdsohi''''''''''''''''HOFhdgovsoDVShgosd

^{Yeah, my body is slumped on the keyboard.}

...for not taping that either.